The Weather

Since I live in Texas I have certain expectations about the weather:

1. It will be unbearably hot from late May until October, maybe even November.
2. Winter is actually just "summer lite" and there's no reason to own a real coat.
3. If there is a bout of cold, it will only last a few days - maybe a week or so.
4. The sun will shine...a lot, except when a cold front blows through, then it will rain like crazy.
5. I will try not to go outside from July to September...sweating is bad!

So, what's my point? Right now it's about 42 degrees outside and I'm freezing my ass off. Maybe I should turn on the heater? Maybe...