2003 Jeep Grand Deathmobile

Mountainous terrain: check

Steep vertical assent: check

Equally steep vertical descent: check

Austin roads during a thunderstorm: not so much

Sleepless Nights

I've managed to get myself on a totally psycho sleeping schedule - awake until 6 a.m. and then sleep all day...this does not work for me or the dogs. Clearly I need to find something to do during the day.

I can't even begin to explain how I ended up on this sleeping schedule except I'm pretty sure that originally I was worry about all kinds of things that aren't even important so I just couldn't get to sleep until 5 or 6 a.m and now I'm stuck there. The hard part is breaking the pattern. It's going to involve going to bed before midnight (my usual hour) and getting up at 6 or 7 in the morning (followed by being sleepy all day).

What am I worrying about all night? Nothing really - I'm just thinking in circles OR reading blogs all night. I've been spending a huge amount of time reading other people's blogs. There's some excellent bloggers out there - wish mine was as interesting or up to date as the ones I read every day. I'm a major devotee of Go Fug Yourself as well as several baking blogs.

The baking blogs are fantastic - I've "borrowed" several recipes from Bake & Destroy, Bake and Break, and Baking Bites. Lately it's all about cupcakes and mini-cakes with me. Yum! Check'em out!

WTF!!!!!

There is some seriously bizarre shit out in the sexual realm...I'm all for B/D, S&M, whatever you like but Pony Play! Seriously? What the fuck? Can't people find a less just plain bizarre way to get off? Generally speaking I'm a live and let live kinda gal but I just can't get a grip on this one. That being said there is an Equestrian Sex Play Society out there for anyone interested...just do me a favor and don't tell me about it.

Thanks HBO's Real Sex for the fact that I even know about this shit.