Jun 27, 2008

Repost from 6/27/2006

I wrote this post TWO years ago...

Sometimes I shouldn't be allowed to watch The Daily Show! In one of their little spoof news pieces, they interviewed a woman who apparently cannot say the word "vagina." Seriously? A woman who cannot name her own intimate body part? Seriously! It's a fucking vagina - technical name for it! It's what's in the encyclopedia. The doctor asks you about your vagina! There's nothing dirty about the word.

Every woman should know the technical name for all her body parts and NOT be embarassed to name them. Hell, every woman should know what's going on down there. It's very 1970's of me but, shit, get a mirror, girls, and look down there. Know the lay of the land, so to speak. If you don't know what your own cunt looks like, how the hell can you expect anyone else to know what to do when they get down there?

But if you can't do that, then at least pick up a copy of Gray's Anatomy of the Human Body (the book, not the ABC show) and familiarize yourself with all the various parts that make you a girl. And don't be afraid to look at the section about the boy parts. Know theirs too. You can never know enough about the human body.

There's nothing wrong with the word vagina, women! Nor pussy, cunt, or twat. Whatever you call it, the girl part is fucking great. Know it. Love it. Say it, goddammit!